Humor for the day!

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  1. Pork Popper

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  2. OneK

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    That is a Spider Wasp. If I remember correctly the spider is a Grass Spider. The Spider Wasp is related to the tarantula hawk which has the most painful sting of any insect. It is so painful they recommend you lay down immediately because you will literately lose your mind for about 20 minutes.
     
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    May be permanent
     
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    I'm safe! You have to have a mind before you can lose it. Mine left a long time ago.
     
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    A coworker was running his tractor, mowing a field several years ago when he apparently ran over a nesting area for a bunch of those orange wasps. They attacked him, stinging him on the back of his neck. He said it hurt like §#¡‡! It took everything he had to get the tractor stopped before he got off and ran.
     
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    Boy: "Dad why did you name my sister Rose?"
    Father: "because your mother loves roses, son.
    Boy: oh ok, thanks Dad.
    Father: "no problem, BJ.
     
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    Sex With a Ghost:

    A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

    To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

    About 90 students raise their hands.

    "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of
    you think you have seen a ghost?"

    About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
    here ever talked to a ghost?"

    About 15 students raise their hand.

    "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

    Three students raise their hands.

    "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
    you ever made love to a ghost?"

    Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.

    The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been
    giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
    You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

    The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
    his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
    professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

    Hamad replied, "Sh*t, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
     
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    Got this Facebook post of my youngest Granddaughter. She just turned two. I think my son is raising her right.
     

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