Humor for the day!

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  1. sjb67

    sjb67 Mineral Wells, Texas LoneStarBoars Supporter

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    TEXASLAWMAN Lone Star Boars Owner LSB TURKEY BUZZARD PRESERVATION SOCIETY SUS VENATOR CLUB LoneStarBoars Supporter

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    Awesome! I needed a good laugh!!!!
     
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    sjb67 Mineral Wells, Texas LoneStarBoars Supporter

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    I know. I got this today and after reading it was laughing so hard because I could see it happening. You cannot get much funnier than real life sometimes.
     
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    LOL... ain't that the truth !!!
     
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    Itsazonik Cape Coral, FL LoneStarBoars Supporter Vendor

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    That one is too funny, needed a god laugh today
     
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    Wassman Houston, Texas SUS VENATOR CLUB LoneStarBoars Supporter

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    I feel his pain. That was a good one.
     
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    An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

    The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
     
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    sjb67 Mineral Wells, Texas LoneStarBoars Supporter

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    LMAO!!!!!!
     
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    Itsazonik Cape Coral, FL LoneStarBoars Supporter Vendor

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    MD1005 North east FL

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    Hahahahahaha!
     
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    Wise Italian Grandfather
    An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."
    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
    "You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
     
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    sjb67 Mineral Wells, Texas LoneStarBoars Supporter

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Itsazonik Cape Coral, FL LoneStarBoars Supporter Vendor

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    Last I checked... the Zombies still possess control of the Senate and the W.H. "?"
     
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    Ratdog68 LSB Official Story Teller LoneStarBoars Supporter

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    A TLM baby picture...

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    MD1005 North east FL

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    Hahaha
     
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    LMAO
     
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    Itsazonik Cape Coral, FL LoneStarBoars Supporter Vendor

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    LOL....
     

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