Humor for the day!
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Thanks Oso. Thanks a lot.
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9MM for sale.
Chrome. Includes two clips and a box of shells.
Chrome. Includes two clips and a box of shells.
I don't believe that would be California legal.
You're probably right Brian, it's surely illegal to have two clips together and the shells might be from some endangered extinct species and some kind of crime to be in possession of them.
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Lol...my buddy was just down on the beach in Texas here recently. He found a dead turtle, thought it was pretty cool so he went and got his machete and was cleaning the meat out to save the shell when a beach patrol pulls up. LoL The patrol(mall cop) pulls his gun and yells for my buddy to drop his weapon. (the machete). It gets real tense because Steve can't hear that good and is hollering "what?" back at the guy. So long story short, they call in reinforcements and they are all drawn down on him, this is a little gray haired guy that just had open heart surgery and wants to go relax on the beach to contemplate life for a few days. lol So he gets a 275.00 fine for harassing an endangered species ( apparently you can harass a dead endangered species). Poor guy can't afford to go back there and fight it and has to pay the fine and now he is officially a convicted criminal.
That sucks! But not unexpected. I have heard of people harassed like that for picking up a feather that happened to be from an eagle or buzzard or something protected. Sometimes our wildlife agents get too over zealous and think that everyone outdoors are trying to wipe out every species they encounter.
If they are anything like windstream, everyone will just quit out of frustration.
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Don't know "Windstream"... "Comcast" is the cable TV provider out this way. LOL... dealing with them isn't any fun. I dumped cable TV in 2010 and haven't signed up for anything else since then.
Windstream is our telephone and Internet provider. I had better service in a third world country in South America. We spent over two hours the other day just trying to report an outage of both. Even the automated operator hung up on us.
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Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and
puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.”
I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and
I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks,
"What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and
puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?
The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.”
I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and
I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks,
"What did you do with the pastries?"
Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."