Stabbed in the ass!

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He was doped up and we did not realize how much. He was in a lot of pain and had to be taken to the hospital the next day. (not from anything I did to him) I saw the stab coming and moved just enough to only get a minor wound that did not require any stitches. It's funny as hell now between BRD and I. He knows not to bring this person around anymore. He was trying to be nice and bring him out.
 

Hard_ware

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Looking back at all the stuff I have done and didn't get into any trouble, still makes me smile :D
 

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Small wound or not, I would not have been half that nice... Doped up or not, there is no excuse for an intentional attack.

Glad your ok, and watch your 6!
 

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Sorry man. That's wild
 

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It was okay after I calmed down. I think it's quite funny now! LOL
 

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What a story, just too funny now and something to bug BRD with too!
 

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Dave you have been gone awhile, been OK?
 

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It's 3:00 am and I have been up all night and reread the thread. Let me get this straight. There were three of you alone in the cabin together. There were drugs involved. Is "HE STABBED ME IN THE ASS!" an euphemism meaning something else?
 

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There were four of us Brian, and I was waiting for that comment. Knew when I posted this someone had to go there. LOL Ricky don't play that!
 

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There were four of us Brian, and I was waiting for that comment. Knew when I posted this someone had to go there. LOL Ricky don't play that!

I'm suprized it took this long
 

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http://s751.photobucket.com/user/dkhebert10/media/IMG_1823_zps96ea2051.jpg.html
Actually the blade style is similar, but the one in question is a mans sized one, not a small petite one as shown.

It has something of an alibaba look to it.

Let's just say the,



wait for it



point was made.


pa dum tish!



To better understand the critical second of the alleged incident think of any spaghetti western where they do a close up of the eyes during the critical time when a decision is being made.

This is where the yelling occurred. Not verbal, but the messages were loud, very loud.

The first thing was "oh ****"

The second was " I don't f'ing believe it, did he really just do that?"

And the third was "Stop, Don't" .

And thankfully he did not retaliate. Was a little tense for a while, but hey, stuff happens.
 

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After thinking about what Brian said, we may have to add another limitation to the release...........
 

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Sounds like a new handle to be poked onto the offending party... "Rump Ranger". High-ho Gilbert... AWAY!
 

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now now, don't be a handle



I crack myself up sometimes
 

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And Gilbert will say " Ha Ha you funny, I kill you rast"
 
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