Obama goes on a State visit in Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the remaining U.S diplomats: You can have him shipped home for 1 million dollars or you can bury him here in the holy land for $100. The U.S diplomats huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want to take Obama back to the U.S. The undertaker is puzzled and asks Why would you spend 1 million dollars to get him home when you can bury him here in the holy land and it would only be $100 ??...One diplomat replied 2000 years ago a man died here and was buried here, and in just 3 days he rose from the dead. "We simply can't take that risk.