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Ratdog68

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We'll just name him... "Barry"

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Ratdog68

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Obama goes on a State visit in Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the remaining U.S diplomats: You can have him shipped home for 1 million dollars or you can bury him here in the holy land for $100. The U.S diplomats huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want to take Obama back to the U.S. The undertaker is puzzled and asks Why would you spend 1 million dollars to get him home when you can bury him here in the holy land and it would only be $100 ??...One diplomat replied 2000 years ago a man died here and was buried here, and in just 3 days he rose from the dead. "We simply can't take that risk.
 

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Afalex1

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Oh i got it. it made me laugh, but I didn't have anything to add to make it funnier.
 

Ratdog68

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Blessed are the cracked... for they let in the light.
 

Itsazonik

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Party at RD's house?
 

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FrankT

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Itsazonik

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It's going to escalate into someone getting shot for doing something that stupid. Maybe it will teach people how stupid of a thing it is to run up and just hit someone. Idiot got what he deserved
 

EGarza04

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It's going to escalate into someone getting shot for doing something that stupid. Maybe it will teach people how stupid of a thing it is to run up and just hit someone. Idiot got what he deserved

I remember reading an article where one guy did get shot when using a tazer to try the "knockout game" can't find it right now though.
 

Itsazonik

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Good for her. If people keep fighting back the same way maybe some of these morons will get the clue.
 

FrankT

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^^^^ The eye balls popped out! LOL
 

Harris hawker

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Fire ant problem?
This is one way to get rid of them!!!
This is absolutely amazing. The size and depth of the mound was astonishing!!!
 
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