Humor for the day!
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Ratdog68
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Quickie in the Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a path way for over a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for
thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions.
This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a path way for over a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for
thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions.
This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
Ratdog68
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Quickie in the Bushes
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a path way for over a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for
thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions.
This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude
man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a path way for over a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so
patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for
thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do
the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions.
This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head.'
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
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hahahaa
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This is a cuteness overload!!
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Unicorn spotted.
Not fake!!
Not fake!!
I went hunting with T-Bone Outfitters last weekend. Prior to the hunt, Alex and Dave gave us a short safety briefing and got us familiar with their equipment. I'm not sure if we got GOOD information or not, they said they were trained in the Air Force so I thought they knew what they were talking about......"I'M JUST SAYING!"
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I went hunting with T-Bone Outfitters last weekend. Prior to the hunt, Alex and Dave gave us a short safety briefing and got us familiar with their equipment. I'm not sure if we got GOOD information or not, they said they were trained in the Air Force so I thought they knew what they were talking about......"I'M JUST SAYING!"
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Neck? I don't see no neck. LOL
Hey RD is that more of the Air Force weapons training again.
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Looks like "Delta Force" to me. LOL