Humor for the day!

[diggler1833]

 

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[Tim300wsm]

 

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[diggler1833]

 

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[Ratdog68]

More gun knowledge than a Senior House/Senate member possesses.

 

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[Tim300wsm]

 

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[Ratdog68]

Dr. Timothy McCarthy, while receiving a medical award for creativity, reported his


findings to the Fellows of Plastic Surgery, concluding with this case study summary:


"Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse


head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the


woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's


Speaker of the House.

 

[Ratdog68]

Your tidbit of wisdom for the day:

What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynocologist?

One looks up the family tree, the other, the family bush.

 

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