Humor for the day!

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A cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition.
"Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked. The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. "Sure will," replied the old-timer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "That’s terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?"
"Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it, that'll give you a smoother draw." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man. "You bet it will," said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player. “Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy "I'm learning somethin' here. Got any more tips?"
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it." The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your a$$, and it won't hurt as much."
 
Squirrel feeding/relocation program... on a budget.


 
Of course... there's always this approach. LOL

 
Zombie Squirrels?

 
He got rocked by that thing. Standing 8 count for the rodent.
 
Afalex1 said:
He got rocked by that thing. Standing 8 count for the rodent.
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Little bugger's got lightning quick reflexes too! I wonder though... around the campfire, are his buddies now whispering?... "That boy ain't right no more."
 
LOL... love it.
 
Ratdog68 said:
Good follow up on that. Which brings an idea to my pea brain. Stand by while I let it ferment a little.
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That's a scary endeavor there....
 
Aspp said:
That's a scary endeavor there....
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I just gotta find the right pic/topic is all... nuttin' to worry about. LOL
 
even worse when you say nothing to worry about
 
TLM please forgive the language, delete if you must.......

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Until I see that muskox I'm on the fence lol
 
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