Sunday funday...

Aspp

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So... Been an insanely busy few months for me, I had a record year last year for personal overtime at work, like I would be happy to only be working 80hr weeks...
Anyhoo, got today off, its my 3rd day off since Christmas day, so I decided to be lazy and hang out at the house with my 3 year old daughter. We play hard all morning, feed chickens and check cows from the barn roof (been raining here and I didnt feel like getting stuck), split a little wood, and bbqed some hamburgers for lunch.
Well she went down for a nap around 1pm, and i changed back into some pjs with every intention of napping the rest of the day.
I was just getting comfy on the couch, my wife was relaxing next to me, when our driveway alarm goes off. The brush rabbits set it off all the time, so not a big deal, but i decided to get up and check in case it was someone pulling in.
It wasnt a car, but a skinny coyote at a dead run after my best laying hen!
Of course, I being the smart feller I am had put my rifles up before changing, so I grabbed my G19 out of the bedside box and run outside to handle business.
Being half delirious from exhaustion I forgot to take my glasses off (Im far sighted and got the new pair just a couple weeks ago) before taking the first shot at the dog as him, the hen, and my rooster are all making laps around a 5 gallon bucket.
Well I sure killed that bucket good. The second and third shots hit him in the guts ( i was shooting at him from about 20 feet), I am proud to say that the 4th, 5th, and 6th didnt hit a chicken or my truck....lol The 7th hit him, and I killed some dirt with the rest.
Ill be dammed if that dog was acting like he was worried at all, annoyed maybe. He trotted over to the fence hopped out of the yard and went off into the vineyard.
My wife watched the whole thing from the porch, the first thing she said to me was "Nice shooting, why did you waste the ammo? You might as well have asked him to leave." Thats when I realized that I still had the glasses on.
After checking on the birds (lost one hen), truck (no holes!), and my pride(broke a cardinal shooti g rule AND had less than a 50% hit rate at less than 15yds), I started hunting for evidence that I actually hit the dog like i thought i had. I did find some blood, so, pride was ok-ish.
Moral of the story, 9mm barnes 115gr bullets dont make much blood, cant hit things you cant see ( glasses!), and I need to start parking next to the shop...
 

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Well... look what the cat dragged in !! I figured you for libtard soup by now !! You still bustin' yer knuckles on hard things? And.... wait a minute... that little one was JUST borned a few days back !!! 'Bout the time of TLM's first one!!! Neither of 'em can be out of diapers yet !!!
 

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Lmao! Well lookie here! Ol Ratdog! Hows ya doing buddy??? Ya, Im still arguing with the nuts and bolts, its mostly on red things with lots of lights. Its amazing how well a firefighter can brake a perfectly good truck!
Yup, TLMs and mine are only a month or two apart. Mines not outta diapers yet, soon though!
 

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Haha good story
 

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I'm busier than a one-legged man in a DJones butt-kicking contest. Working two jobs now, seven days a week. Back to bending nails and telling folk how to drive. Yeah, they may bust a truck, but, it's a clean/purdy one.

Driving instructors aren't any "more gooder". The boss was telling tale yesterday... of some knot-head, who allowed the car to be driven after all the idiot lights went off, steam spewing all over from 'neath the hood. Lost the bearings on a water pump, threw the belt, and eventually warped a head. Some people just need slapped.
 

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Dood, what happened to bear patrol? Those were some awesome photos!
And who is this DJones feller? A mini-Ratdog68??
Lets see, this last month I have seen a brand new set of brakes explode cuz someone got them hot, then decided to cool them off with a bit (like 400 gallons) o cold water. A brand new firetruck get the paint ruined cuz the firefighter didnt know you cant use steel wool when you wash it to get the bug guts off. And my favorite was watching the station captain chase his first year fire fighter around the app bay. I dont know why, but the fierfighter was skerd and the captain was a bit mad. Funny as hell though.
 

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Good write up! Hope you get more time with the family!
 

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Dood, what happened to bear patrol? Those were some awesome photos!
And who is this DJones feller? A mini-Ratdog68??
Lets see, this last month I have seen a brand new set of brakes explode cuz someone got them hot, then decided to cool them off with a bit (like 400 gallons) o cold water. A brand new firetruck get the paint ruined cuz the firefighter didnt know you cant use steel wool when you wash it to get the bug guts off. And my favorite was watching the station captain chase his first year fire fighter around the app bay. I dont know why, but the fierfighter was skerd and the captain was a bit mad. Funny as hell though.
Got laid off, was unemployed for a year, nearly lost my home. Back to work (these two jobs), saved my home from auction/foreclosure... and on the mend financially. It's been a bit crazy.

"Dr. Sus"? A fellow smart-ass, worthy of jabs as he dishes 'em out. Likes killin' hogs almost as much as he likes shooting at 'em.

As for the bug guts... tell the knucklehead to spray Hydrogen Peroxide onto the rig, let it soak in, and they'll loosen right up and can be washed off.
 

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Great story!
 
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...And who is this DJones feller? A mini-Ratdog68??
let me introduce myself... and i suggest you don't call me a mini rattdogg again.

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And my favorite was watching the station captain chase his first year fire fighter around the app bay.
Who won?
 

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let me introduce myself... and i suggest you don't call me a mini rattdogg again.

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Agreed, I'm only full of hot air, not full of $hit too.
 

Aspp

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Got laid off, was unemployed for a year, nearly lost my home. Back to work (these two jobs), saved my home from auction/foreclosure... and on the mend financially. It's been a bit crazy.

"Dr. Sus"? A fellow smart-ass, worthy of jabs as he dishes 'em out. Likes killin' hogs almost as much as he likes shooting at 'em.

As for the bug guts... tell the knucklehead to spray Hydrogen Peroxide onto the rig, let it soak in, and they'll loosen right up and can be washed off.
Ouch! Glad its all workin out!

Dr Sus huh? So he PRACTICES killin dem hogs... Gotcha!
 

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Ouch! Glad its all workin out!

Dr Sus huh? So he PRACTICES killin dem hogs... Gotcha!
Some might say, he PRACTICES shooting AT dem hogs... many dirt clods are sacrificed along the way.
 
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