Humor for the day!

[chthump]

Ok, now you really pissed Hillary C. off.

 

[Oso Grande]

This time the office girls actually want to know who sat on the photocopier






Sorry.... I know.......

 

[Ratdog68]

Truly "porking".

 

[Ratdog68]

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do"


He said " You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you? "

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "yes, I do remember that shop" she replied..


"Well, I'm in the bar next to that."

 

[Oso Grande]

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his cell. The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do"


He said " You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace. I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you? "

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "yes, I do remember that shop" she replied..


"Well, I'm in the bar next to that."

Guess who got to walk home......

 

[Ratdog68]

 

[Ratdog68]

Pup's got rhythm...

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[Ratdog68]

 

[Ratdog68]

Aloha Snack Bar !!

 

[Oso Grande]

As an ex-Californian I can agree with this statement.....

 

[Ratdog68]

Arguing with a woman is like reading a Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and select "I Agree".

 

[Ratdog68]

 

[chthump]

True American pnssy "not"

 

[Ratdog68]

True American pnssy "not"

However, that pic does need to be the personification pic of hermaphrodite in the dictionary.

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

However, that pic does need to be the personification pic of hermaphrodite in the dictionary.

But, If I had a child and it was a hermaphrodite it would probably look just like that.

 

[sjb67]

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[RattlesnakeDan]

Really Being Attentive!!



Durwood & Linda Green <durwoodandlinda@comcast.net>

Today at 3:27 PM





cSubject:: In case you missed the excitement of the recent "Climate Summit" in Paris for Global Warming

 

[Ratdog68]

No pic Dan.

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

No pic Dan.

I have a pic on mine. Maybe refresh?

 

[RattlesnakeDan]