RattlesnakeDan
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I don't get it
No,Really. I'm single. I don't get it.
No,Really. I'm single. I don't get it.
Humor for the day!
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RattlesnakeDan
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Just don't play any Mozart for them, don't want to see that.
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Looks like anyone named Frank will be the first to go.
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LOL...I'm with you Kemosabe.
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Does Hussein have to be the first name?
Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian
saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving
someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”
"The Isis group," she says.
"Why them," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough
love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe we're
not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw
what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot.
And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they
loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could
blow the crap out of them."
saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving
someone a valentine?
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”
"The Isis group," she says.
"Why them," her father asks in shock?
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough
love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe we're
not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw
what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot.
And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they
loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could
blow the crap out of them."
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I thought this was funny, a lone boar taking a rest, a load off
Uhhh? "x" here.