Humor for the day!

[Harris hawker]

So I hope my efforts aren't in vain and you guys are actually enjoying what I'm putting up.
I was trying to learn pig pillow talk and I came across this video.
It's amazing what the boar tries to do and after it's all done..... She still wants to cuddle.

 

[FrankT]

Pig Porn, I woke up this morning to this??? LOL

 

[Harris hawker]

Pig Porn, I woke up this morning to this??? LOL

I went looking for it!!
What does that tell you about my mental state right now!!
Lol

 

[Ratdog68]

Brings new meaning to the term, "A pig in a poke"?

 

[Brian Shaffer]

For those of you with a fear of snakes, this should help...
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vqdm9

 

[FrankT]

I would hate to ruin the hat but the snake would be dead if poisonous!

 

[Ratdog68]

For those of you with a fear of snakes, this should help...
http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vqdm9

There are two kinds of good snakes, those which are behind sturdy glass, and those which have ceased to move after having a mortal wound inflicted upon them. P.S. If, of the venomous variety, head removed and placed beneath a heavy rock. Would consider trying some snake cooked on a stick too (prior to including in, or omitting from my list). LOL

 

[Brian Shaffer]

So you are good with snakes wearing giant/heavy rock hats?? ;)

 

[Ratdog68]

So you are good with snakes wearing giant/heavy rock hats?? ;)

Absolutely !!! Especially when applied with generous force. LOL

 

[Ratdog68]

Uh-oh... the truth emerges...

 

[Ratdog68]

LOL... 'bout sums it up. Watch to the end.

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

 

[FrankT]

Cute RD, I see why you are single!

 

[Ratdog68]

Iconic reply to a question I posed, and I quote....

"nope....couple of dweeb brothers if you go that way but judging by your avatar I doubting that....

I never dated a girl seriously if she didn't have brothers. Too much damn work breaking them in."

 

[FrankT]

I like it, good advice

 

[TEXASLAWMAN]

 

[Ratdog68]

Most excellent, ALL three are ! LOL

 

[Itsazonik]

That's a good one TLM

 

[Harris hawker]

Hitler and the M&P

This was funny.

 

[Harris hawker]

I don't know if you guys watch the BBC top gear.
But when they come to America they seem to have more fun.
I submit, shooting a gun!!

 

[histopicker]

I don't know if you guys watch the BBC top gear.
But when they come to America they seem to have more fun.
I submit, shooting a gun!!

Where is uncle Ted when you need him?