the Great Pumpkin joins Team OinK for weekend slaughter

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DANG and Double DANG!!!! What a pile of pork and some dandy coyoteees too. The second one looks like a dandy and old battle scared!! Some of the porkage was sploding as they ran!?? Then to top it off all these little white dancing dots all over the place with more splotions!!! And for that a GOOD ON YA!!! BANG BANG!!
 
Taco said:
As an outsider looking in, team Oink looks like it's really falling apart. Lack of leadership, fractures in all systems and procedures, nepotism, favoritism, various schisms....and too many other "isms" to list. Sad really. I see team Oink merch sales bottoming out, public appearance cancellations, and maybe even public backlash leading to really desperate media stunts and in the end they're all spit out the bottom of the porn industry. Bottom line......sell team Oink for 2017.
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taakoo,
remove your ged certificate from its frame, return it to the community center and tell them djones said you are due a full refund. i'll have you know that Team OinK sales are going thru the roof. we have already surpassed first quarter 2017 projections and the month isn't even over. We're hiring new event coordinators daily to handle the appearances. i'm even supposed to appear on dancing with the stars! now OinK doesn't really 'do' computers, so i've had to use semi-log graph paper to chart our stock growth. i think you missed your calling. you should have been a political analyst. then you could have been in this vid.

 
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I had one of my people take the 'Team Oink reality tour.' His report is as follows:

"7 hour bus ride from Amarillo to tour various desolate, wind swept, ag fields.
Hunkered down for lunch of an allsups burrito, a mini almond joy, and an off brand Dr Pepper knock off in a center pivot shack.
DJ alternately screamed at us about modular stocks and whispered spoken poetry claims, one such highlighting that he is the "new lizard king." 2 people passed out on the bus, 3 bled from their ears. The flying sand blinded me half way through.....which I was grateful for.
We were unceremoniously kicked off the bus in Clarendon's Chinatown district and handed a children's size small Team Oink tank top. "
 
Why were you watching the angry woman's march, whatever that was?
 
JPK said:
I live right outside of D.C., it was unavoidable. But, please, tell me why you were there?
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Jazzing chicks bro. It was more a target rich environment than a team Oink oat field fiasco.......and Taco didn't just churn up dirt clods!!!!!
 
But you almost looked cute in that pink Team Oink T-top!

The only one who manages to kill more dirt clods on a regular basis than DJ is me. I pride myself on being a passable shot, at least. But I've had several hunting trips lately that have had me going back to the range to check zero... It ain't the rifle's fault! On the other hand, DJ's dirt clod count has been inverse to the number of hogs they have been putting down. I feel inadequate....

JPK
 
OMG... there was one of those in Seattle too. Ugly (horned), pink knitted caps were EVERYWHERE!!!! In ONE day, Trump's done MORE to get fat women out walking, than Michelle Obummer did in EIGHT YEARS!!!
 
Ratdog68 said:
OMG... there was one of those in Seattle too. Ugly (horned), pink knitted caps were EVERYWHERE!!!! In ONE day, Trump's done MORE to get fat women out walking, than Michelle Obummer did in EIGHT YEARS!!!
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Sadly, I was still seeing pink hats today. Universally worn by butt ugly examples of the opposite sex. Which is why Taco stuck out from the crowd, almost looking cute in that pink T-top....
 
Looks like I'm late to the party. Good read though lol! Solid night guys.. Y'all tore em up!
 
Taco said:
I had one of my people take the 'Team Oink reality tour.' His report is as follows:

"7 hour bus ride from Amarillo to tour various desolate, wind swept, ag fields.
Hunkered down for lunch of an allsups burrito, a mini almond joy, and an off brand Dr Pepper knock off in a center pivot shack.
DJ alternately screamed at us about modular stocks and whispered spoken poetry claims, one such highlighting that he is the "new lizard king." 2 people passed out on the bus, 3 bled from their ears. The flying sand blinded me half way through.....which I was grateful for.
We were unceremoniously kicked off the bus in Clarendon's Chinatown district and handed a children's size small Team Oink tank top. "
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paco, you were scammed. several knockoff companies have sprung up playing off our popularity. the one you fell in with lures unsuspecting middle aged man who still live with their parents and stay in the basement playing on the computer. they make promises of fields trips with team OinK along with hunts and autographed shirts and caps. i can't disclose what they really do in the back of the bus, as it is still an ongoing investigation... but you know.

DRowan said:
What is wrong with Allsup's burritos?
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his name is takko, not burrito!

OneK said:
I hope you have had all your shots!
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he said he jazzed on the chicks, not jizzed. i think he's safe.
 
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