Rattlesnake Dan made me doe it

[rgilbert]

I caught this thirty pounder in trap. I was going to make him into Chopper 3, he is mean as hell. I will figure out what I will do with him later.

 

[FrankT]

yeah I am betting that is too big to start off as a pet, will be much better behaved in a smoker!

 

[Ratdog68]

I don't think bouncing him on your foot/lower leg is advisable... he might be tempted to poke ya with sumpin' sharp. The smoker would get my vote as well.

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

He'll be fine...just jump on in there! LOL

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

The black ones are mean, red or brown that size are a lot more mellow. Black ones die.

 

[Curly Shuffle]

A couple days and you will be fine as pigs hair, and so will the little piggy! PET PET!!!

 

[rgilbert]

He is calming down now. Thank God for snake boots. When I go in stall now he waits until I turn my back to attack me. Funny boy!

 

[FrankT]

Hey that is just like an X-wife!

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

Where'd you get him? What's the story?

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

If all else fails read the post. lol Got it.

 

[DaveABQ]

Throw noose around him and film the action. Isn't breaking a hog like breaking a horse?

 

[rgilbert]

A neighbor called and said he had one in a trap. My son and his friends are coming down this next week and I THOUGHT this would be some cheap eating for them. I took my 22 pistol to kill him, but when I saw the size I thought I would grab him instead. That was fun! I put him in a horse stall and he is still pissed off. Oh well he will get over it. Or not. I mean he can jump three feet. I have been messing with him all afternoon. Bud Light was involved. I'm actually having fun messing with him. I would like to keep him for the next meet and greet to show people what a hog looks like with thermal.

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

Turn him loose at a Jihad meeting. woohoo!

 

[Ratdog68]

If this thread is headed towards thongs, mud, and hog wrestling at the next meet and greet, I'll settle for the YouTube rendition.

 

[Oso Grande]

I say we call him "Carnitas"!

 

[rgilbert]

If this thread is headed towards thongs, mud, and hog wrestling at the next meet and greet, I'll settle for the YouTube rendition.

Yep. Wait for the video!

 

[Chopperdrvr]

Speaking of meet and greet! RGILBERT, when are you going to screw up and invite a bunch of us hooligans out to your place again? Been too long since the last one.

 

[FrankT]

He will invite only those w large knives!

 

[Chopperdrvr]

I got mine sharpened and ready. Now I just need to mix with alcohol and anti psychotic drugs and I'm good to go.

 

[FrankT]

Great plan, sounds like you are ready!