Mystery solved...

[desmond]

Riding through the mesquite trees on my ATV I noticed a couple had had their bark torn off. Yesterday I happened to see a Pileated Woodpecker flying in the same area. I looked it up to see if it was him, and it was... I have never seen one before. (this should have been in Hunting Stories)

 

[Ratdog68]

You KNOW you have issues, when you're mission in life is to beat your snout/head on a tree.

 

[gshock]

Look at that pecker!!