marineimaging
LSB Member
I am going to write an exciting new book on hog hunting! It is entitled, "How to Hunt Wisely Without Increasing Pressure On Swine In America." In chapter one we see the author preparing for days in advance. On the first morning of his venture into the historic Davy Crockett Primitive Woodlands he spends hours placing everything needed for a Safari of 200 into his truck. Here we see Brave Hog Hunter waving goodbye to his wife. Excitement abounds. excitement.... wanes. The battery is as dead as a doornail. BOTH are dead. One is brand new. Luckily, Brave Hog Hunter has a spare from his RV. It is only slightly larger than the original and the negative post hits the hood every time Brave Hog Hunter tries to close it. No problem, BHH grabs a ball peen hammer and shows how it smoothly moves metal out of the way. 3 hours later BHH finally has a full charge in the new battery and cranks the engine! Again, he waves goodbye to his wife of 30 years again and drops the 1 ton truck into Drive. Looking at the clock he figures if he can run it at around 78mph all the way to the Primitive Woodlands without getting a ticket or stopping for anything to eat he can just get into the hunters camp before dark. This will give him enough time to....,
more to follow, later.
more to follow, later.