don't try facing down these killers alone

[TEXASLAWMAN]

He only gets so many bullets a night. When their gone he's done.

So basically you are Sheriff Andy, and DJ is Barny Fife.

I can hear the conversation now.

DJ : OneK look look hogs can I load my magazine!?!?!?

OneK: Now DJ calm down and remember what I told you breath, squeeze, and everything will be ok buddy. Now take that mag out of your pocket and load your rifle. You watched TLM's videos didn't ya?

DJ: OK OneK I won't let you down *slaps in loaded mag. I watched all of TLM's videos again!

OneK: Now DJ just remember you only get that one mag use it wisely buddy.

DJ: Awe golly gee OneK I've been training No more dirt clods.

OneK: Alright let's count down 3-2-1-bang

DJ: pew ricochet pew ricochet pew ricochet pew ricochet pew pew pew pew pew ricochet click click click.

OneK: Gosh darn it DJ you dirt cloded em all again. Go pick up my brass and open the damn gate.

DJ: Golly OneK I don't know what happend I watched all of TLM's videos he makes it look so easy.

 

[Homebrewer]

Barny Fife - outstanding new handle for DJ ! lol.

 

[Ratdog68]

ROTFLMAO !!!

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

Lawman you get funnier as you age! lol

 

[Chopperdrvr]

Must have been from premature pew pew.

 

[gshock]

Good hogs down!! Some crazy W. TX winds!

 

[FrankT]

I don't know but that may be an insult to Barney Fife, but the one mag/one bullet thing is funny as heck!

 

[djones]

Lawman you get funnier as you age! lol

at least you finally replied. was thinking i was going to have to knock your hat off to get some respect

So basically you are Sheriff Andy, and DJ is Barny Fife.

I don't know but that may be an insult to Barney Fife, but the one mag/one bullet thing is funny as heck!

you guys always seem to look at all angles. why not change my avtar to barny now??

 

[TEXASLAWMAN]

you guys always seem to look at all angles. why not change my avtar to barny now??

Ask and you shall receive.

 

[FrankT]

HEY BARNEY!! LOL that is too darn funny!

 

[djones]

that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. y'all have no idea how special you are to me. i only hope i can pay you back half as much.

I love you You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you love me too
I love you You love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug and a kiss.

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

at least you finally replied. was thinking i was going to have to knock your hat off to get some respect

Sometimes I don't feel like talking, just like to sit back and watch.

 

[Ratdog68]

Barney avatar... now THAT'S traumatic to one's soul.

 

[RattlesnakeDan]

Barney avatar... now THAT'S traumatic to one's soul.

I love dirt...dirt loves me....

 

[djones]

Sometimes I don't feel like talking, just like to sit back and watch.

that's fine but at least hit the like button!!

Barney avatar... now THAT'S traumatic to one's soul.

i liked it instantly. makes me want to hug people.

 

[FrankT]

you do know barney is Gay, right? I thought that was funny too

 

[djones]

whoa... back the truck up. WHAT??? i'm going to need to see proof of that. in the meantime... group hug for everyone.

 

[djones]

wrong!!! i snopesed it. barny has a gf

 

[FrankT]

good try but no barney, that may be barneys mom but he has a boyfriend, heck he is standing in a rainbow gay flag!

 

[BDubbs]

very well done fellers, keep shooting like that Barney and BR may reconsider your application!