Proud to be a member of the LSB TBPS! Hum, wonder why you missed out on that one, Dr Quapo?? Surely you can get recognized for consecutive "dirt clod kills" or "jam fest"!
i don't get out much, so you'll have to pardon me if my texmex is a little rusty. after a little inet research i came up with this...
El Quapo
A modified self inflicted "Dirty Sanchez" involving auto erotic asphyxiation using a belt hanging from the ceiling and wearing a sombrero.
of course i then had to look up dirty sanchez.... don't ask!
from now on i shoot every turkey buzzard on sight.