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That is a Spider Wasp. If I remember correctly the spider is a Grass Spider. The Spider Wasp is related to the tarantula hawk which has the most painful sting of any insect. It is so painful they recommend you lay down immediately because you will literately lose your mind for about 20 minutes.
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A coworker was running his tractor, mowing a field several years ago when he apparently ran over a nesting area for a bunch of those orange wasps. They attacked him, stinging him on the back of his neck. He said it hurt like §#¡‡! It took everything he had to get the tractor stopped before he got off and ran.
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Boy: "Dad why did you name my sister Rose?"
Father: "because your mother loves roses, son.
Boy: oh ok, thanks Dad.
Father: "no problem, BJ.
Father: "because your mother loves roses, son.
Boy: oh ok, thanks Dad.
Father: "no problem, BJ.
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Sex With a Ghost:
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Hamad replied, "Sh*t, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of
you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the
professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Hamad replied, "Sh*t, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
Got this Facebook post of my youngest Granddaughter. She just turned two. I think my son is raising her right.
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nathan koepp
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i believe I have solved the mystery of where the mysterious djones lives!! He don't live in el tejas, he lives in GREENBOWE ALABAMA!!!
I see future ProStaff right there
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Well, if you can get past the advertising, this is funny as hell.
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"There I am looking through my scope like Im about to put LBJ in office"....Hilarious
Not sure if this has been posted before.