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Ratdog68

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Ratdog68

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Ratdog68

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I'm caving in. I'm going to try going "vegan" for two days: February 30 and 31.
 

Ratdog68

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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. etc....


David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home with some guy and have sex with him for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"


"No, of course not;" said David, "he works for Nancy Pelosi, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
 

Ratdog68

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I'm caving in. I'm going to try going "vegan" for two days: February 30 and 31.
As promised, I went "vegan" for all of February 30/31. To celebrate completion, today, went out for a bacon double cheeseburger, a root beer milkshake, and tartar sauce for the onion rings and fried 'shrooms. I'll strive to make this an annual tradition for EVERY February 30/31. It's the right thing to do, afterall.
 
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