Humor for the day!

Brian Shaffer said:

More than once I have had this discussion...

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LMAO !!! Yeah... every man's favorite thing to come home to after a day of work.

That's both funny and painful to watch at the same time. Too close to real.

That gets right to the point, nailed it

First... fake news, now... fake weather. Must be a HUGE change in wind velocity in the background. LOL

I saw that! I also saw some guy out on a pier doing this weird looking balancing dance in the wind like he was being severely buffeted by the wind, but strangely, his microphone was only picking up occasional wind gust sounds which corresponded to clothing movements. In other words, FAKED!

Previous event...

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!!

When traveling, I appreciate brevity and clarity in signage:

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, "Happy Birthday!"

So this guy contacts HiPoint because his 9mm 995TS carbine is having "accuracy issues." HiPoint says for him to send it in and this is what they get...
Hi-Point warranty center finds carbine barrel stuffed with 35 bullets

Lol, I've seen a picture of a Smith & Wesson Revolver barrel with 6 bullets lodged in it. My gunsmith buddy said that a customer came in an said something was wrong with it, he couldn't hit anything. If your shooting is so bad that you can't tell that bullets aren't coming out the end, you should probably take up a different sport.

I had a guy bring me a Marlin model 60 .22 to repair because it wasn't "working" right. It had 7 bullets lodged in it. Crazy.

The important lesson for these kids, is to make sure they learn that THIS is what Govt. does to you, and to never trust Govt. in general. LOL

Your snicker of the day:

"You talk a lot of smack, or someone who tips over while putting on his underwear."

Ratdog68 said:

Your snicker of the day:

"You talk a lot of smack, or someone who tips over while putting on his underwear."

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You got a camera in my bedroom or something.