The Legend Of Ol' Stumpy

Ratdog68

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There once was a pig named Stumpy.
He dreamed of doing the Humpy.
Ol' Bakester parked on his Rumpy.
His rifle delivered him a Lumpy.
And he piled up dead on the Clumpy.
The buzzards ate him Post-Plumpy.

(I love happy endings)
 
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NYCHOGKILLER

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There once was a pig named Stumpy.
He dreamed of doing the Humpy.
Ol' Bakester parked on his Rumpy.
His rifle delivered him a Lumpy.
And he piled up dead on the Clumpy.
The buzzards ate him Post-Plumpy.

(I love happy endings)
Hahahahahaha. Must’ve been a trap that caught him once.
 

der Teufel

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Ah, the ol' one-two punch nailed him!
Nice work!

Keep After 'Em!
 

Brian Shaffer

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Good shot and good follow-up! Of course, the follow-up was not necessary that soon as he would have just run in circles and you could shoot him any time he passed by, but I applaud your efficiency!
 

theblakester

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We'll done!
 
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